- Rue: and then i choked on a lifesaver
- Scout: nOOOOOOO
- Scout: that's an oxymoron!!!!!
- Rue: which is ...r eally funny, because i'm at an ambulance station wearing an "EMT: Life-Saver" T-shirt
- Scout: YOU ALMOST DIED OF AN OXYMORON
- Rue: and i forgot my drink so i had to un-aspirate without a drink. OH WELL
- Scout: that would have been an intensely ironic death, you realize
- Rue: someone would've noticed
- Scout: which, i think, seems like your kind of death
- Rue: it would have been
- Scout: not that you have a kind of death. but, you know, if you're not involved in a crazy conspiracy murder crime scene thing
- Scout: you'd die ironically
- Rue: thank you
- Rue: i take that as a compliment. i do
- Scout: i thought you would!
